White iPhones Are Cracking, Or Are They Hatching?
July 31, 2008 by Ryan Ray
After all of this time we thought our iPhone 3G’s were perfect. The darling, little angel of the cell phone industry. They can do no wrong, after all they do everything we could possibly imagine. I got rid of my razor (for my face not Motorolla’s), my alarm clock, even my now defunct stun gun knowing that the iPhone does it all without issues. Well now dreams are being shattered and we are all coming back to reality. Cloud 9 seems to now be cloud 2 for me… Why do I say this at a time like this? Right after the sort of successful iPhone 3G launch? I’m pointing this out as it looks like the first batch of white iPhones are developing cracks in their case. Don’t believe me then just check out the picture…
White iPhone Cracks
What do you think now? Do you believe it or not? The first picture definitely looks like a crack to me, the last one is believable as well. The third picture almost looks like just a smudge of some sort, but who knows what’s going on. Could these cracks be from some sort of pressure being applied to the phones, or is it Apple’s fault. Did they let a rotten egg pass through quality control? Only time will tell, so white iPhone owners be careful and keep your eye out for cracks. If anyone already is experiencing cracks let us know what you’ve done to fix your issue. I’ve already checked my black iPhone up and down and she’s still safe for now. Mind you this that this is more than one report of someones white iPhone cracking. It’s not just two peoples iPhones showing these symptoms, but seems to be quite a few users discovering cracks on their pearly white iPhones.
But let me let you in a secret I got news of from Phil Schiller. Phil says this is a hidden feature that is yet to be announced outside of 1 infinite loop. It’s called the iHatch and is either going to be a big hit, or people will be returning their iPhones in droves over the next week. It’s an app that was downloaded silently and in the background the minute your iPhone was activated. The white iPhones are scheduled to iHatch first, followed by the black 16GB then 8GB. Thank goodness I’m last, I’m curious as to what is really hatching from these iPhones. Phil says some people are going to really freak out when their iPhone hatch, and some people are going to be pleased to see what comes from theirs. Apparently the app tells if you have been good to your iPhone and left it locked and not jailbroken. If you’ve followed Apple’s & AT&T’s rules then when yours hatches you’ll be greeted by a genie who will then grant you three wishes. Here is what he might look like just so you are aware and aren’t shocked when you see him.
iPhone Genie
What did you expect, Disney now owns Pixar and of course Apple would put Aladin’s Genie in their iHatch app. Now for all of you iPhone users who have gone against the terms of agreement be prepared to meet your iHatch monster. Yes, that is right you get a monster. You might recognize him as he’s been in the news lately. Somehow a lucky iPhone user escaped this beast and killed it, only to snap a photo of it with his hatched iPhone and post them to the web. Be warned that this beast was especially created for Apple by the government. Apple tried to warn you against unlocking your iPhones so just be prepared to meet this bad boy when your unlocked iPhone hatches. Take a look at this beast.
iPhone Monster
Not a friendly looking iHatch like the Genie would be. It’s true that the iPhone is yours to do what you please with, but I plead you to think twice before jailbreaking it. Otherwise stock up on baseball bats, iron crowbars, and semi-automatic guns. Who knows how many of these monsters will be hatching in the next day and prowling for more rule breaking iPhone users. If you have any more tips about the cracking iPhones please let us know. Also if you sight one of these take a picture, send it to us, then RUN!! Thanks!
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